Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
I agree, your life sucks (18044) - you deserved it (10329)
On 11/08/2010 at 1:16pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Sent from mobile version
Anon's life also sucksToday, I was making out with my boyfriend. He got a text and reached over to get his…
Gemma also deserved itToday, I saw a portable speed camera on the highway and braked hard. I caused a 4 car…
Don't whine about it. Fix it.
#3 - On 11/08/2010 at 4:41pm by cabbitt
See in context
your name must be helga
#2 - On 11/08/2010 at 4:39pm by rpvia
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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