Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel...

By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 18:16 - France

Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2022 07:00 - Brazil - Fraiburgo

Today, after cutting my hair and shaving, I had girls hitting on me for the first time ever! Too bad they thought I was a butch lesbian, not a man. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML

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By Eternal_Babyface - 08/11/2015 17:14 - United States

Today, I was talking to a friend and bemoaning the fact that my new coworkers keep mixing up my gender. She looked at me critically and said, "Yeah, until you can grow a decent beard, people are going to keep thinking you're an intern or a butch lesbian." FML

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By theyarefarapart - 09/05/2011 07:05

Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML

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By Sammylad - 07/09/2011 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML

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By jessel_ladd92 - 09/09/2013 06:42 - United States

Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML

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By anonymous - 28/11/2013 11:41 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML

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By rarara - 30/10/2012 21:26 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

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By The greatest Illusion ever - 28/10/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, I went to school without any makeup on. The guys who usually compliment me for being pretty are now calling me "The Greatest Illusion Ever". FML

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cabbitt 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:41

Don't whine about it. Fix it.

rpvia 0

Monday 8 November 2010 22:39

your name must be helga

Comments

mintcar 9

Monday 8 November 2010 23:01

Well...what's stopping you from fixing the problem?

perdix 29

Monday 8 November 2010 23:02

They may me calling you names, but the boys certainly won't be calling you.

ChicaTongana 0

Monday 8 November 2010 23:16

lmao!

Fortuitous 0

Monday 8 November 2010 23:06

At least it isn't the worst version of parallel lines you can have.

godofcyanide 8

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:06

Yeah, that was my first thought when I read "parallel lines." That would be rough. OP, get with that waxin'!!! Until then, YDI.

2468bay 0

Monday 8 November 2010 23:08

it's called getting your eyebrows waxed or plucked and same with the stash

JanisEvans 10

Monday 8 November 2010 23:11

Big whoop! Grap a pair of tweezers and tackle the problem.

Cinn_fml 22

Monday 8 November 2010 23:15

Well, if you hate it so much, just get some wax and/or tweezers and be done with it. If you don't have a problem with it and/or it's just some immature people making it worse than it is, then leave it and get on with your life.

qsdmlkj 0

Monday 8 November 2010 23:50

she's got a ******* unibrow, she's a girl. how can anyone make that worse than it is btw 'parallel lines', nice one

PhillyFox 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 1:25

Unibrows aren't exactly the end of the world. It CAN get worse. Much worse. Like if she had breast cancer and had to get a mastectomy.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 9 November 2010 3:52

Worse would be if she grew sideburns and got called trapezoid.

qsdmlkj 0

Tuesday 9 November 2010 9:50

the fact that you had to mention cancer to top the unibrow thing is kinda my point

Cinn_fml 22

Tuesday 9 November 2010 18:44

qsdmlkj - When I said 'making it worse than it is' I meant that maybe the OP only has a bit of extra fuzz there that appears darker in certain light. Or something along those lines and that people are exagerating how bad it really is.