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Today, I had a serious conversation with my dad about my brother and I. It started with, "I love you", and ended with, "You and your brother were mistakes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26214) - you deserved it (2499)

On 10/29/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by yeaokay - United States (California)

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It could be worse. Credit your dad for taking ownership of his "mistakes" and being present in your lives.

#5 - On 10/29/2010 at 10:04am by amerwin

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Kick your old man in the nuts and then tell him it was just a mistake.

#10 - On 10/29/2010 at 10:15am by knibbsy

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