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By  Baustigt  |  40

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By  trollfaced  |  2

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  IOmnomHard  |  10

Did anyone else think that by 'no longer my father' that OPs Dad got a sex change/announced a sex change to OP? I know that's probably not the case. Seems funnier this way though :3

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  Big_lama6  |  7

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  MissMae93  |  23

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  thatKidzmOm  |  10

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  humorizer  |  14

I also assumed that the dad sat down to explain he had a sex change and was now "his second mother" (gay adoptive parents often both like being called the dad/mom).

By  Baustigt  |  40

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  Krysk_fml  |  0

Dear Samuel Jackson. I realize this has nothing to do with the thread, but do you feel that it is racist when the dinosaur from Jurassic Park chose to eat you first? Sincerely, Krysk.

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  Baustigt  |  40

Well as much as my dog loves her compliments, I have an inbox for a reason. And it's been getting pretty dusty since Noor moved out to shack up with Drifter in an exotic Hawaiian holiday s - but no. I won't tell you about that. *sob* IT'S WRITTEN ALL OVER MY BROKEN HEART, ANYWAY!

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  DarkHelmet  |  10

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  Krysk_fml  |  0

Dear E.T. First of all, you shouldn't have answered my question as you are E.T and not Samuel Jackson. Second of all, I believe you meant burns in hell as apposed to burns hell. Third of all, my original question to Samuel Jackson still stands. Sincerely, Krysk.

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  doctorhook86  |  24

Krysk: Raptors are equal opportunity killers, so there's no hard feelings. Plus, didn't Fatty McNewman get eaten by those poison-spitting motherfuckers first? Anyway, props for the shout out. 84: Coke will fuck up your sinuses; I oughta know. Trust me, I'm a doctor. Dr Pepper.

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  DrJesse  |  10

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  bigtaytay  |  13

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  jkmartinjk  |  16

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  Mideoyeo  |  12

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  Keliosan  |  6

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  Grimmerie  |  31

I doubt that learning of being adopted would cause OP to think of this father figure any differently. I was adopted, and the woman who adopted me is my mother, no questions asked. I've always known I was adopted and it doesn't change a thing. My first thought was OP's father confessing to being transsexual. It's far more common than people think.

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  citymayer  |  7

I'm kind of offended.. My mom wasn't whoring around when she got pregnant for me.. The guy just left her and moved away before ahe knew she was pregnant and she had no way to contact him and no one to help her find him.

By  LaughinStock  |  16

At first I thought this was going the family guy route. Then I was like hmm maybe I should look at this more seriously. Op at the end of the day he was the one that was always there for you (that's if this was going down the adopted route) :)

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