Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother,...

By Amanda - 13/12/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I was in the car with my mom. We were discussing my brother, how he's been screwing up majorly lately and she blamed it on his friends. Then she turned to me and said, "It's a good thing you've never had any friends." FML

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Same thing different taste

By loser - 17/02/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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You deserved it 52 108

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 20:29 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am and how I have no friends. FML

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You deserved it 2 871

Narcissistic

By Anonymous - 07/03/2022 06:00 - Canada - Dundas

Today, my mom chewed me out, because my brother has been complaining to her that I don't talk to him anymore since moving out. We've never talked much, even when we were sharing a place! FML

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You deserved it 93

By novacabudsforme - 15/08/2016 10:11 - Hong Kong - Central District

Today, my mother told me that I could take a friend on vacation with us. Then she added that because I have no friends, my brother can bring his girlfriend instead. FML

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You deserved it 1 000

By Micmicmic - 15/04/2017 04:00 - Belgium - Brussels

Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML

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You deserved it 343

Good question

By only child says fuck you mom - 10/04/2016 14:56 - United States - Holly Springs

Today, I overheard my mom talking to a friend on the phone. What caught my attention was when she said, "You ever look at your kid and just think... 'Fuck. Where'd I go wrong?'" FML

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By Taylor - 20/01/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

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You deserved it 2 153

By Anonymous - 09/05/2014 23:57 - United States - Akron

Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML

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You deserved it 4 140

By B_McG - 25/11/2009 18:31 - Canada

Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML

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You deserved it 2 916

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By Burden - 12/03/2021 06:31 - India

Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML

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You deserved it 151

DahkLohd 4

Monday 13 December 2010 18:59

LMAO! Awesome Mom. The truth hurts, OP. :)

skyeyez9 24

Monday 13 December 2010 19:16

Parents and grandparents: Notorious for giving their kids a burn and a compliment wrapped into one.

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DahkLohd 4

Monday 13 December 2010 18:59

LMAO! Awesome Mom. The truth hurts, OP. :)

sandi315 0

Monday 13 December 2010 21:29

well if your mom said it, its gotta be true and yea the truth hurts

USAF_girl 3

Monday 13 December 2010 22:04

ha! loser....

USAF_girl 3

Monday 13 December 2010 22:04

ha! loser....

omgwork 0

Tuesday 14 December 2010 7:42

Your such a loser number 38/39 had to call you a loser twice!

ifeelfckd 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:03

Maybe you shouldn't stay at home all day..

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 13 December 2010 22:19

Hey look, it's Stacy Dash. ^

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 13 December 2010 22:26

Stacey* >.<

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 13 December 2010 19:04

Get some friends and lead a good life. That'll show her.

Bobissmall 13

Monday 13 December 2010 19:04

YDI it for talking about your brother behind his back.

JonaDona 2

Monday 13 December 2010 19:13

True

heyheywaddup 7

Monday 13 December 2010 19:05

tht fukkin suxxxxx.... maybevgo bffs.com??

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 13 December 2010 19:07

har dee har har

Selena_is_back 7

Monday 13 December 2010 21:13

arrrrrrgh!

SirHobnobs 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:10

Jeez learn to take a compliment OP, she said it was a good thing...

Justincolon22 15

Monday 13 December 2010 19:14

ouch lol

skyeyez9 24

Monday 13 December 2010 19:16

Parents and grandparents: Notorious for giving their kids a burn and a compliment wrapped into one.

abi96 0

Monday 13 December 2010 19:21

What a low blow! F your life :/

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Same thing different taste

Narcissistic

Good question

Supportive

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