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Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23792) - you deserved it (3681)

On 10/15/2010 at 6:52pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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get her some laundry detergent and an iron and give her the same crap reasoning back about taking care of your clothes... people don't like it when the tables are turned back at em.

#24 - On 10/15/2010 at 8:10pm by aliaysleighbasic

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you're lucky you have floors to mop.

#16 - On 10/15/2010 at 7:52pm by Elphie7

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