By Anonymous - 15/10/2010 22:52 - United States

Today, my mother gave me an early Christmas present; a Bissell mop so I can "do a better job" when I "clean her floors". FML
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aliaysleighbasic 0

get her some laundry detergent and an iron and give her the same crap reasoning back about taking care of your clothes... people don't like it when the tables are turned back at em.

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howipostfml 0

She is handing down the secret trade of all woman, cleaning supplies. Make her feel proud OP.

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Skallhatha 5

So take it with you when you move out! If she tries to complain, remind her that it was her Christmas gift to you, therefore she can't have it back. You'll be glad to have it when you're out on your own anyways. I'm actually asking for a steam mop for Christmas; It sure as hell beats scrubbing floors on your hands and knees!

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Ryan11adidas 4

Hahaha! Actually cleaning relaxes me and I am a guy. I just toss my iPod on and clean! It works really well for stress!!

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727Aaron727 0

I've gotten honor roll pretty much all my life, both my parents don't care

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bosox17 6

I pressed you deserved it because you need to do a better job on the floor

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skittyskatbrat 19

Give her clinical strength deodorant and perfume for Christmas. Don't explain, just look sympathetic. If you can exchange the mop to pay for them, even better.

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TheUpsetMan 18

Cinderella shit going on here, that sucks.

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