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Today, I got a job in my university library. My job title is technical services. My actual job is pulling off the book label for the scanner and putting a new one on. For six hours a day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14979) - you deserved it (3095)

On 10/05/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by danrocketman - United States (Texas)

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On the bright side... You have a job!

#3 - On 10/05/2010 at 6:24am by 1_goodreason

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Suck it. You're in Texas, you should be grateful you have an indoor job. When I see those poor bastards working on the roads, or building houses or mowing lawns (and all of us know what the vast majority of them look like), I admire their willingness to work like that and am not all that concerned exactly how they got into this country.

When I was in college, I had a job in the library drilling holes through several issues of magazines and journals and binding them together between pieces of cardboard. It would have totally sucked, except the university subscribed to a wide array of porn "for research purposes." jkjkjk!

#34 - On 10/05/2010 at 8:07am by perdix

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