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Today, I was trying to apply some toothpaste on my pimple to help dry it out. My mum came from behind and hugged me, making me accidentally apply minty toothpaste into my right eye instead. FML


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On 09/25/2010 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

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I love brushing my pimple too. It keeps its breath fresh and clean.

#9 - On 09/25/2010 at 1:51pm by BananaTroll

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At least of some wacko comes up to you and sniffs your eye, it'll smell minty fresh ^_^

#28 - On 09/25/2010 at 2:03pm by MissEmma

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