By Arcanin3Boss - 23/06/2015 06:37 - United States - Portland

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to eat dinner with his parents. Everyone wanted me to start the family prayer, and although I hadn't done one in years, I accepted. It went well until I remembered you say "Amen" at the end, not "Uh... Bye." FML
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AlwaysWatching 27

"Rubadubdub thanks for the grub" most anything is better than that, so you're fine on my standards

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stieglar 17

At least you were polite about it. "See you later loser" would've made it even worse.

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Pleonasm 35

I guess they were cross that she didn't nail it.

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mds9986 24

Crucifixion jokes aren't funny but I won't get hung up on it.

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Crucifixion jokes are bloody boring anyway...

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Pleonasm 35

Give a big hand to these guys; their crucifixion puns really take your breath away.

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mds9986 24

Idk, these puns feel like a thorn in my head.

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potatopolice1025 18

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AlwaysWatching 27

"Rubadubdub thanks for the grub" most anything is better than that, so you're fine on my standards

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TacticalBread 7

just read this in a VN h scene almost spit my water out when I read it

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mariah_1_11 22

My great grandpa's prayer was: "good food, good meat, good God lets eat."

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

Apparently you've never heard of the most interesting man in the world. I'd bet he doesn't.

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stieglar 17

At least you were polite about it. "See you later loser" would've made it even worse.

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RuBloKon 15

'Warning, the characters in this tale are entirely fictitious...' is an even worse way to end it.

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Bibblejomin 18

"Peace out, NERDS! " *exits on a skateboard*

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ImAFaker 29

"We have to get a res erection for my dad"

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tantanpanda 26

embrace the south park in you.

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ZombieVampirez 24

You tried. Thats all that matters. :)

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Arestian 14

you should of just laught it off op, I dont think they would of taken it seriously, and u should of just said it after it was mistake i bet they would of laught as well, i hope they understand mistakes happen

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JohnTheDonJuan 11

It's should have and would have. Jesus Christ dude, your comment was riddled with that same mistake... repeatedly.

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Pleonasm 35

Could of should of would of. I just had to of gone and done that.

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Arestian 14

my bad was talking to friend while writing this i wasnt paying attention haha

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MrSassypants 32

And I'm assuming you were talking to another friend while writing that comment as well.

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Zebediabolical 39

I'm pretty sure it doesn't matter what you say so long as you're respectful about it.

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igg125 30

I'm sure they will understand bet you gave them a good laugh.

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DocBastard 38

If you start the next prayer time with "There once was a man from Nantucket... " I guarantee they will never ask you again.

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DocBastard 38

It's not that rare. Sometimes my jokes just fall flat.

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