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Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10713) - you deserved it (32450)

On 08/30/2010 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Oman (Masqat)

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You, sir, are a wimp. I'm not sure you are ready for solid food -- ask Momma to pop out her titty for you.

#9 - On 08/30/2010 at 10:07am by perdix

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u must have really wanted that cookie?!

#4 - On 08/30/2010 at 10:03am by remy3106

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