Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML

by Anonymous / 08/30/2010 at 6:34am / Oman (Masqat) / Miscellaneous

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  • You, sir, are a wimp. I'm not sure you are ready for solid food -- ask Momma to pop out her titty for you.

    #9 - On 08/30/2010 at 10:07am by perdix

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  • u must have really wanted that cookie?!

    #4 - On 08/30/2010 at 10:03am by remy3106

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