Today, I injured my knee and dislocated my shoulder fighting over a cookie with my brother. He's 14. I'm 26. He still got the cookie. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2010 at 6:34am / Oman (Masqat) / Miscellaneous
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You, sir, are a wimp. I'm not sure you are ready for solid food -- ask Momma to pop out her titty for you.
#9 - On 08/30/2010 at 10:07am by perdix
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u must have really wanted that cookie?!
#4 - On 08/30/2010 at 10:03am by remy3106
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