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Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21). We went to a liquor store and asked a random guy to go in and buy us some vodka. After giving him $20, he said he had to go turn off his car, then he'd get us the drinks. He got in his car and drove off, with my $20. FML

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On 04/23/2009 at 3:16am - misc - by danielle (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, my friend and I wanted to get some alcohol (we're under 21)...*YDI*

#5 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:06am by aego56

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that's what you get!!!!

#2 - On 04/23/2009 at 10:03am by ShayDee313

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