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Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocked on the door and introduced himself with a smile, saying he wanted to know my "schedule." I replied, "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he replied, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML

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On 07/18/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by holly (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

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Hey, that doesn't necessarily mean your playing was bad. He might have just found it loud and it was waking up his baby or something.

#18 - On 07/18/2010 at 1:17pm by Nomazlab

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She may not play badly at all.
Typically when you're practicing scales, instead of trying to learn a particular piece of music, you're playing the same set of notes over and over. After a while it will start to become irritating.

My friend invested in an electric violin that she was able to plug into her stereo amp and then practice with headphones. If it's not too costly, that might be worthwhile, otherwise you might need to find a place with practice rooms.

#102 - On 07/18/2010 at 5:07pm by RedPillSucks

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