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Today, I was practising the violin in my apartment. A man knocks on the door and introduces himself with a smile, says he wants to know my 'schedule.' I reply that "I'm pretty busy but maybe we could get a drink sometime." To which he retorts, "No, I just want to know when you'll stop." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (361) - you deserved it (12147)

On 07/18/2010 at 10:18am - misc - by holly (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

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