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Today, I was putting a wooden shelf into my new TV stand. Right before I put it in, I rested it on my leg. I then realized that the wood was of poor quality, and it gave me splinters. Now, I can't remove the splinters, because I can't find their exact location under my really hairy legs. FML


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On 05/24/2010 at 1:21am - misc - by HairyLeggedItalian (man) - United States (Arizona)

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some guys are just hairy. and for those saying he should shave or wax: no. guys aren't supposed to shave or wax their legs.

#9 - On 05/24/2010 at 6:18am by JMWHS

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in n out!

my wood is of high quality. 


#7 - On 05/24/2010 at 6:17am by ericBZ

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