By HairyLeggedItalian - 24/05/2010 05:21 - United States

Today, I was putting a wooden shelf into my new TV stand. Right before I put it in, I rested it on my leg. I then realized that the wood was of poor quality, and it gave me splinters. Now, I can't remove the splinters, because I can't find their exact location under my really hairy legs. FML
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ericBZ 0

in n out! my wood is of high quality.  

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JMWHS 0

some guys are just hairy. and for those saying he should shave or wax: no. guys aren't supposed to shave or wax their legs.

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DatingScaresMe 2

You may even consider seeing a doctor if there are a frightening amount...

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Kalskal 0

Love #15's approach. Just rub some gasoline and sandpaper it out, be sure to use the coarse shit too.  Nair works wonders in situations like this. NOTE: If you shave you legs it will grow back bigger and way thicker then before. So either Nair it or use some clippers.

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Actually, the thicker/darker thing is a myth. The hair may look that way, but that's just because shaving makes a blunt cut on the hair, and the same hair just grows out longer, like mown grass. Naturally lost (or waxed/tweezed) hairs grow back as a new, tapered hair, thus looking thinner and lighter. Gradients of color in the individual hair may also make a hair cut off mid-shaft look darker during further growth. When a large patch of often-shaven hair, like pits or facial hair, look darker than before you started shaving, it's just a change your body would have made regardless of the shaving. http://www.snopes.com/oldwives/hairgrow.asp If you're more inclined to believe a medical site: http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/hair-removal/an00638

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jeremybrnsred 0

Shave your legs, brahh

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love0128 5

Just shave your legs! Duhhhh!!

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luv4music987 0

atleast your not a girl! that would be gross

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

Good thing you're not a female with legs that hairy. This sucks I admit but still, why did you put it on your leg? Ouch.

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Seabeast1000 4

it's called a shaver, lol

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chloe2114 4

actually it's called a razor...

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DynamicDave 11

Haha if you get rid of the first sentence this fml sounds a LOT different!

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sunshinelady 0

I really hope you're a dude.

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eriinbaby 0

I just HOPE this is a boy?

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