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Measure your height? That's a new one. I went on a date with a girl and we ended up at her place and she whipped out several family photo albums. After politely sitting through a few minutes of this, I asked for if we could take a break. She said yes and then we made out. I think it was a test and I passed. If I had sat through hours of that, she'd have thought I was a spineless limp-dick and sent me on my way.

I'm not seeing how this is an fml... I mean if he just measured your height out of the blue sure, it's a little weird but it's not a big deal. Sounds to me like he's a pretty fun dude and he has a good relationship with his family. Those are both good things, don't let something little like him measuring you or not owning a lot of pants ruin that.

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no....no.......see?..... that's why there are lots of dumbasses with great girlfriends... cuz the g-f doesn't know any better and continues to stay with the loser and buy him things. I see it everyday. Move on ladies, can't fix every guy.

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yeah really? I think it sounds fun, a guy that's funny and doesn't care what people think. people are too serious these days, you need to be able to laugh at yourself, and family photos are sorta personal imo, so I think it's sweet he wanted to show them to you op. maybe get over yourself a little and losen up a bit, I'm sure he was embarassed about the falling in the creek thing and was just trying to lighten your tight ass mood :P But I do agree the boy needs more than one pair of pants. I

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the first dates like this always end up in second ones then third then eventully ull be telling the story of the "first date" to the kids!! haha

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Baby I already said I was sorry. You didn't need to go to FML, I told you I read these everyday! Oh and why did I get pushed into the creek, huh? I was trying to get you that perfect throwing rock, I'm sorry I'm a romantic. Okay you left out how you wanted to measure your height so you could know how that dress you kept showing me would look on you. Lastly the soulja boyy is a timeless dance and if you can't appreciate that then we were never meant to be.

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haha guess so I'm 14 and she's 16 though, no one in her grade level would even ask her out. She looked lonely and maybe there was more to her than people thought, there isn't.

Measure your height? That's a new one. I went on a date with a girl and we ended up at her place and she whipped out several family photo albums. After politely sitting through a few minutes of this, I asked for if we could take a break. She said yes and then we made out. I think it was a test and I passed. If I had sat through hours of that, she'd have thought I was a spineless limp-dick and sent me on my way.

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And that's when you whipped out your "measuring stick" and said... Let's get something straight between us, baby...

I guess all of these statements add up to you not liking the date? What, he didn't look good in trunks? I'd be annoyed if the dude "accidentally" fell in the creek, then used that as an excuse to go back to him place so he could make unwelcome moves, but not if he just did funny things.

I'm not seeing how this is an fml... I mean if he just measured your height out of the blue sure, it's a little weird but it's not a big deal. Sounds to me like he's a pretty fun dude and he has a good relationship with his family. Those are both good things, don't let something little like him measuring you or not owning a lot of pants ruin that.

why is this bitch complaining about what seems like an interesting and fun date? sounds like a stuck up cunt to me.

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