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Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML


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On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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ouch! thats a mean burn!

#1 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:28pm by susieKiute

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Wow I'm so sorry. Have you gotten an explanation? You'd think after 5 1/2 years she'd shout YES.

#3 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:30pm by AmbrosiaFan

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