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Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55918) - you deserved it (4159)

On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by david (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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