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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Uh, why did you have to go through the contact list? Don't you know your own cell number by heart?

#7 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:09am by shessocold

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haha

#1 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:04am by behindthemask

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