Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
I agree, your life sucks (25701) - you totally deserved it (5065)
On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)
(0)I would laugh if I found out I was in my husbands phone like that,he married you so stop bitching. laugh at the little things or else you will die early.
#28 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:26am by bella_coza
(0)^^^ I died from laughter when I read this..cause it's true, buuuuuut to be nice I won't say anything, anyways OP, maybe you're Satan cause you are not doing a good job at being a wife.
#37 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:45am by tehamericanboy94
(0)I scrolled down and read several more comments, but decided to stop and let you all know that #29 wins cuz I'm STILL laughing.
#59 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:28am by FatalWedgie
(0)today, my wife lost her phone so she asked to use mine to call it. she wasn't so happy when she found out I had her put in as Satan. FML.
#66 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:46am by cokeorpepsi
(0)#52, you're a rude troll and you deserve to get modded. That is all.
#69 - On 03/16/2010 at 7:12am by ImaginaryFoe
(0)ask me if anybody should have any pity for some one who can't even remember the number to the phone they own. oh. and I hope you fount it
#100 - On 03/16/2010 at 10:15am by cookiemobzta
(0)Bella proves a point. if you ain't laughing, you ain't living.
#105 - On 03/16/2010 at 10:43am by MightyMike2509
(+2)why wouldn't you just dial your own number instead of looking through his contacts?? or do you not know your ph number ydi
(0)#29, 30 internets for you. some one had to say it
#154 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:27pm by dumbbitchhater2
(0)ha that's funny.. if I had my bf as dat he would laugh ^.^ but dats pretty mean I guess
#162 - On 03/16/2010 at 8:44pm by nessimonster
(0)Nooooooo way!!!!!!! lol that's dam funny!!!! what'd u do after?
#175 - On 03/16/2010 at 11:34pm by Peacemaker9
(0)lmao.
my dad calls my mom Satan(:
but he loves her. chill(:
#181 - On 03/17/2010 at 12:42am by kayztastic
(0)ummm Satan? Satan isnt a girl. wow fail on your husband.
#182 - On 03/17/2010 at 12:49am by Alicia_Raven7
(0)Amazing did you know that if you put in 666 into a phone mom will pop up lol ;) i love speed dialing my bitchy mom now!
#184 - On 03/17/2010 at 1:20am by Austino713
(0)26 your a fat ugly bitch that nobody loves... u were adopted
#219 - On 05/24/2010 at 6:56pm by swhockey02
(-1)I have my girlfriend as "the ol' ball and chain"
Just kidding.
I don't have one.
I would if I did =D
But I'd tell her so she'd know I was kidding.
#2 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:05am by dudeitsdanny
(0)What do you call your boyfriend? And wouldn't he get offended if you got a girlfriend?
I should probably write "just kidding" on here so I don't get modded apart.
(0)wait, why are you saying Danny is gay? he is so, so hot.. well, that doesn't really mean anything, most gay guys I know are hot.. but anyway, he was just sayin he doesn't have a girlfriend.. I just happened to be taken, but I have this friend, and she *loves* music notes ;P haha :) jk :) if you're old enough to get tattoos, then it's probably illegal, due to the fact that she is 17. I'm 18 though :) just turned it on new years :) best birthday party *ever*! :D
sorry, ADHD attack :)
#135 - On 03/16/2010 at 3:13pm by kristen_lesli
(0)haha he is hawtt!!! I'm taken but I can still look right?! :p
#155 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:35pm by awkwardturtley
(+1)Ahem.. I'm only 19 ;D
Just kidding.
Well, I am, but.. You know what I mean, haha.
Thank you, though. =) And I'm straight as a bendy pencil.
Take that anyway you want, but I like girls =P
#172 - On 03/16/2010 at 10:55pm by dudeitsdanny
(0)hahaha, this is one of the first funny fmls I've seen in a while :)
#5 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:08am by blaaaaakely
(+1)Uh, why did you have to go through the contact list? Don't you know your own cell number by heart?
#7 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:09am by shessocold
(0)yeah that does seem odd. couldve been a new cell phone and she didn't know her number yet
#9 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:10am by amymarie13
(0)ah... the technology lately doesn't call for phone number memorizing because it's all in the microchips of your dandy cellphone. i've been trying to memorize my boyfriend's number and i still dont know it by heart. i switched my home phone number almost half a year ago and i have trouble trying to recall the number because everytime i call home on my cell, it'd say "Home". :( the numbers are too randomly jumbled together for easy memorizing.
#21 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:19am by chocolateybar
(0)I was thinking that myself. but why would you even call the number labled "Satan?" on the offchance it was you?
still funny tho. i can't imagen how crappy he feels knowing you found out. did you stab him with ur pitch fork for calling u Satan?
(0)I think she went into his recent contact list or even dialed her number on his phone to see what she was called. She doesnt necessarily have to go through all his contacts to find herself.
#35 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:44am by spiderman0606
(0)^^^ She could have dialed from the start. It's faster
#36 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:45am by dudeitsdanny
(0)^^she probably did it out of convenience i know i would but being nosy is a more likely possibility. but yeah I'm sure after she realized she wasn't one of the kates she dialed her number. if she did it would then turn into "calling Satan" instead of the number.
#39 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:49am by loveydoveybitche
(0)wow that posted a little late. my response was for #30
#40 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:51am by loveydoveybitche
(0)when she dialed her number the info from his address book would prob be displayed.
#99 - On 03/16/2010 at 10:12am by DaBluedude
(0)It's just more convienient to find your number in the contacts. Once she saw 3 Kates she was curious as to which was hers.
#116 - On 03/16/2010 at 12:27pm by yessirfosho
(-1) @6..."Satan" is way too harsh for him to be joking. It might be funny to him but I'm sure he didn't just do it for shits and giggles.
Now something like #2's nickname for his potential girlfriend would be funny and cute... but "Satan"??
#13 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:12am by cardinallove
(+1)I did it for the shitz_n_giggles.
(Username jokes ftw.)
#20 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:19am by Shitz_N_Gigglez
(0)This is hilarious, and obviously OP was snooping around her husbands contacts, because how do you not know your own cellular number?
What else do you do? Maybe the name suits you. :<
(0)now that's what I call a sense of humor, 10 points to the husband! but you must have done something for him to put that. So YDI
(0)Sorry, but this FML is one of the funniest I've read in ages! Agree with #14 on the "worshiping" though :)
(0)I agree with dismissal! Sounds like OP knew she would be "YDI" to the max if it started, "Today, I was snooping around my husband's contacts in his cell phone..."
So she made a cute cover story to go along with it :)
Also, this FML made me laugh. A lot.
#24 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:21am by LadybugFeathers
(0)OP, remember that time he forgot your anniversery, so you told him "no sex for a month"? Thats what got you the nickname. : P
(0)So OP you're looking through his contact list in the 'K's' but made it all the way down to the 'S's' to find ur name?? Looks like Satan needs to stop snooping through peoples shit!
#31 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:34am by nexttimeblue
(0)yeah this is a classic case of OP not realising what a monster-bitch she is. I know, people like this are actually surprised when they realise how hated they are, like OMG WHY??
Props for making it an FML, tho, it means theres hope for you.
Maybe he did it as a joke, in which case, if you arent laughing then FYL
(0)I've never understood how people don't know. I've seen people that are genuinely surprised to find out they are universally loathed. Odd.
#71 - On 03/16/2010 at 7:17am by ImaginaryFoe
(-1)Did anyone ever stop to think that maybe she looked at the K's to find her number, and upon realizing none of the three were her number, took the time to dial it and the phone said she was calling Satan? God, not everyone is a snooping idiot.
(0)>_< @38 that's EXACTLY what I was thinking!!! hahaha actually that's what I actually posted just a few mins ago! #39 Lol
#41 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:57am by loveydoveybitche
(0)That makes way more sense than my idea. I thought after not finding her name she decided to call the devil and sell her soul for a new husband.
(0)If you actually READ the FML she explained looking under the K's for her name but found it under Satan...she didn't day she dialed her number and the name popped up. Please read the shit before u comment otherwise you look like the idiot!
#107 - On 03/16/2010 at 10:58am by nexttimeblue
(0)If you actually READ what the comment SAYS, you'd know that she's not saying that's what the FML says. "I found it under" doesn't mean "I scrolled down to find it under". Why would the OP click on Satan if she didn't think it would be her? Really, get a brain please. I agree with this idea. It makes the most sense.
Also, please learn to type whole words, as "u" is a letter, not a word.
#109 - On 03/16/2010 at 11:05am by nobridgejustwate
(0)Who wouldn't click on Satan if they found it in a contact list?! U are an idiot and I'll type u when I feel like it and I don't need ur permission to do so! but it's ok ur probably an insecure b*tch like the OP which is why ur taking it so personally.
#128 - On 03/16/2010 at 2:15pm by nexttimeblue
(0)That still doesn't explain how she knew who all three Kates were. She would have had to have called them. Or else asked her husband about it, which seems even weirder.
#132 - On 03/16/2010 at 2:36pm by boatkicker
(0)Umm no offence but YDI. Shouldn't you know know your number?
#48 - On 03/16/2010 at 5:30am by ohhfmylife
(0)I agree with #48. you should know your own number. also, he probably listed you under Satan because you're a bitch or something..no offence!
#49 - On 03/16/2010 at 5:34am by HappyFishh
(-1)"Snooping" around her husbands's cell phone? WTH? There shouldn't be anything in either one of their cell's that the other can't see.
It may be a joke on his part but it sure as hell isn't funny.
it's time to list him in your phone as "Prick".
#54 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:08am by turniptruck
(0)#38 is correct. If you put a number in your cell and call it (one that is in Contacts), the name you have it under comes up. My lady did the same thing and Sugar Tits came up. She thought it was funny. But then she has both a life and a sense of humor.
#56 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:16am by okieraider71
(0)hilarious! and I agree with popatia, your fucking face is annoying! How did you fit it in that box?
(0)don't know your own phone number, or looking for any excuse to rifle through your husband's phone? hmmmm...
(0)LMAO... ok that is too funny. But YDI for not knowing your own phone number and/or being too lazy to type in your own phone number.
#78 - On 03/16/2010 at 8:20am by AmbrosiaFan
(0)...even if she knew her number it still would have said calling satan
#79 - On 03/16/2010 at 8:22am by kkkkkrrrrr
(+1)aw dont worry. you're not satan. nancy pelosi is. :)
#81 - On 03/16/2010 at 8:29am by heatherfeather
(0)Wow....you don't know your own phone number. Just pathetic. But FYL, for being nicknamed Satan(unless you're a complete and utter bitch).
#83 - On 03/16/2010 at 8:32am by BlueTwist89
(0)time to change your pic 26. way too many people are talking about it
#84 - On 03/16/2010 at 8:46am by cadillackitty
(0)I giggled!
He is 99% certainly mucking around.
I would be honored to be named like that by my BF lol!
#88 - On 03/16/2010 at 8:50am by Angeledice
(0)You had to use the contact list to find your own damn phone number? So pushing 7 numbers was too difficult? Or was it remembering all 7, in order, that was the hard part?
(0)Good choice in husband, he has a good sense of humor =)
or, your a bitch...
#111 - On 03/16/2010 at 11:29am by _devilsadvocate_
(+2)Perhaps he meant to enter "Santa" but entered it wrong. You aren't bearded and fat, are you?
#114 - On 03/16/2010 at 11:42am by blastvortex
(+1)I have my mom as "fatty" and my house number as "hell hole." at first my mom was hurt, but then she changed my name in her cell as "baby hippo." FML.
(0)Obviously she does know her number. Thats how she knew it was under Satan.
#118 - On 03/16/2010 at 12:30pm by yessirfosho
(0)This was a FML was posted before but along time ago. Anyways if this FML isn't fake just laugh about it, most likely he was just joking around.
#125 - On 03/16/2010 at 1:31pm by princess09
(0)So you called all three of the Kates in his phone, instead of just dialing your number by hand? That's ridiculous.
But FYL for being in your husbands phone under Satan.
#131 - On 03/16/2010 at 2:33pm by boatkicker
(0)Yikes #26, if you're gonna insult people on the internet, you shouldn't have a picture like that up . . . That's just asking for it lol
(0)Aww, i hope you and him both have a sense of humour. Tho he deserves a bat to the head for that one Lol.
(0)How does your husband tell 3 Kates apart if he doesn't have their last names entered? Maybe I'm highly paranoid, but I would look into it...maybe he's cheating. Smells fishy.
AND, it would be funny if he told you/showed you that. Finding out on your own that you are listed as Satan...is FYL. I don't have a problem with my sense of humor, but I would be like "WTF?!?".
(0)hahaha what a legend :) and what imagination. I'm a guy, I'm a straight guy, but i'm loving your husband. :P
(0)Lol, my boyfriend's new contact name is now going to be Satan, great idea!
#153 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:12pm by Bondagebear
(0)You deserve nothing less for not knowing your own cell phone number. Why do so many people suffer from this? "I never call myself"..SO WHAT. 7 digits people. Not hard to remember 7 digits.
#156 - On 03/16/2010 at 6:42pm by ShiroRakuen
(0)Either your husband is a bitch, or he has a good sense of humor. I'd love it if my boyfriend had me listed as Satan. Then again I'm a really bad Christian and have a weird sense of humor :P. He's likely to have me listed under what he thinks my Sith title would be :D.
Anyway, it's not so bad. Just remember that he likely still loves you. If he didn't he'd have you listed as "bitch" :P.
#161 - On 03/16/2010 at 8:22pm by Darth_Taco
(0)My husband used to be "Fuck Nugget" in my phone. It's just a joke. Unless you really are an evil cunt, in which case YDI.
(0)YDI for not knowing your own cellphone number. admit that you just wanted to look through his phone. ^_=
#176 - On 03/16/2010 at 11:39pm by TheDrageisha
(0)#28 wanna mess around =)
op if you wld give it up a little more and stop nagging then maby he wld put it under my bitch or sumthn
(0)hahahaha. I'm so sorry. there is only one person listed in my phone as Satan. its this annoying kid from school. anyways, I'm so sorry. maybe he was kidding...? :D
#187 - On 03/17/2010 at 2:49am by hobosaresexy
(0)Really? you dont know your own number that you have to search for it on your husband's phone? FAIL
#191 - On 03/17/2010 at 9:59am by sjbartholome
(0)HAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!! I havent LOL'd that hard in a long time, thank you. I admire your husband's sense of humor. I do however wonder if your behavior instituted that name in his mind. Change is something you may have to consider. Besides, dont snoop, not cool and starts some serious trust issues.
(0)i agree with =^
you must now look at your life and sob. or atleast make changes. start with attitude.
(0)I think..... your probably an aweful nag and he secretly resents you to the core.. ydi for being an aweful wife. A Gold star
#201 - On 03/18/2010 at 8:55pm by Reaperonin
(0)ahhahahahahahahahah Lmfao omg that is too funny!!!
#202 - On 03/18/2010 at 9:48pm by ulovemelongtime
(0)you should date my boyfriend, you guys might have tons in common.
#203 - On 03/19/2010 at 12:34am by masterrbASIAN
(0)that's so funnny.
#29 winnnns...i'm stillllll laughing about that
#207 - On 03/21/2010 at 10:06pm by cautionxflirt08
(0)sugarbabyxoxo, every time I see you I want you to marry me =D
#213 - On 04/01/2010 at 3:00pm by Rawr0_oRawr0_o
(0)Ha ha! Better then what my dad calls my mom! My dad has my mom listed in his phone as
"BWRT" which is an abbreviation for "Bat Winged Rolling Troll" because my mom has serious skin hanging from her arms, because she lost a lot of weight, and my dad always thought she looked like a troll, but where he got rolling I'll never know!
My mom is still unaware that he has her listed as that! And my dad and I keep it a secret, because honestly, I think it's hilarious!
(0)haha it's gonna be awhile before he gets laid again
#224 - On 08/11/2010 at 2:40am by saltycookies
