Love: Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's...

By Satan - 15/03/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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You deserved it 9 178

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By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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You deserved it 17 354

A nickname that sticks

By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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You deserved it 10 525

By phonegotlostinthepark - 03/12/2013 17:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 190

You deserved it 4 137

By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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You deserved it 5 396

By Jill - 15/06/2013 04:19 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML

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You deserved it 22 743

Memory man

By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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You deserved it 117

By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 4 674

By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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You deserved it 5 868

Friends like these

By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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You deserved it 63 435

By newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

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You deserved it 4 667

shessocold 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:09

Uh, why did you have to go through the contact list? Don't you know your own cell number by heart?

behindthemask 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:04

haha

Comments

Dismissal 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:14

This is hilarious, and obviously OP was snooping around her husbands contacts, because how do you not know your own cellular number? What else do you do? Maybe the name suits you. :<

malcomx_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:14

now that's what I call a sense of humor, 10 points to the husband! but you must have done something for him to put that. So YDI

Crittz 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:16

Sorry, but this FML is one of the funniest I've read in ages! Agree with #14 on the "worshiping" though :)

shurayuki 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:18

that's hilarious

aardvarkish 15

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:20

at least it's not "Church Lady"

nevermindbitch 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:20

That is just pure love at it's best. lol

LadybugFeathers 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:21

I agree with dismissal! Sounds like OP knew she would be "YDI" to the max if it started, "Today, I was snooping around my husband's contacts in his cell phone..." So she made a cute cover story to go along with it :) Also, this FML made me laugh. A lot.

nzl_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:22

bahahaha. great FML.

Fminetoo 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:25

OP, remember that time he forgot your anniversery, so you told him "no sex for a month"? Thats what got you the nickname. : P

nexttimeblue 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:34

So OP you're looking through his contact list in the 'K's' but made it all the way down to the 'S's' to find ur name?? Looks like Satan needs to stop snooping through peoples shit!