Love: Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's...

By Satan - 15/03/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

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By badwife - 07/11/2009 10:22 - Japan

Today, my husband left his phone at home. I looked through his contacts and found a person named "The Bitch." Being very curious, I called "The Bitch" to see who it was. My phone rang. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2009 16:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house celebrating his 16th birthday. I couldn't find my phone so I asked my friend's girlfriend if I could borrow her phone to see if I could hear mine ringing. I dialed my number, only to find she had my number saved in her phone as "ASS FACE #3". FML

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By phonegotlostinthepark - 03/12/2013 17:54 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I lost my phone. I called the number from my friend's phone, hoping I could find it. A guy answered, laughed "Thanks for the phone!" and hung up. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I looked through my girlfriend's phone book and saw two entries with my name. One had "(cute)" attached to it. I checked to see if it was my number. It wasn't. FML

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By Jill - 15/06/2013 04:19 - United States - Santa Rosa

Today, I was going through my daughter's contacts, except all of them had names from Harry Potter. I found the name "Mom." I was relieved I didn't have some silly name, until I realized it wasn't my number; it was her father's new wife. My number was under "Voldemort." FML

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By Dad Fail - 07/02/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my dad let me use his phone. Five minutes later, he had my mom call it because he thought he'd lost it. FML

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By Soontobeex - 15/09/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I decided to go through my husband's phone to make sure I invited everyone to the surprise party I was planning for him. There were a few I had missed so I called to let them know about it. The last number I called was his girlfriend. FML

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By dumbass - 01/10/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML

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Friends like these

By veggocake - 26/09/2009 08:05 - United States

Today, an old friend that I never really liked invited me to lunch while she was in town. While driving back to her car, I couldn't find my phone, so she offered to call it. She found it under the passenger seat and also saw that when she called, her name came up as "Sabrina-IGNORE". FML

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By newbffswelcome - 04/08/2013 18:07 - Vietnam - Hanoi

Today, I've been getting calls for over a week on my home phone, cell phone, and the work phone at my night shift, in which someone whispers terrifying Satanic-sounding chants at me. I've now found out that the caller is my best "friend". His explanation: "You seemed lonely, man." FML

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shessocold 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:09

Uh, why did you have to go through the contact list? Don't you know your own cell number by heart?

behindthemask 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 9:04

haha

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shawty_22 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:31

Danny is hot!!

dudeitsdanny 9

Wednesday 17 March 2010 3:57

Moi? =) Thank you.

starss 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 18:42

hahahahaha

bradyt2393 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:18

I actually laughed out loud on this one.

reclaimer0719 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:24

lol you should have known

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 16 March 2010 19:33

So you called all three of the Kates in his phone, instead of just dialing your number by hand? That's ridiculous. But FYL for being in your husbands phone under Satan.

Nirah_fml 18

Tuesday 16 March 2010 20:34

Yikes #26, if you're gonna insult people on the internet, you shouldn't have a picture like that up . . . That's just asking for it lol

IDareYou 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:01

Aww, i hope you and him both have a sense of humour. Tho he deserves a bat to the head for that one Lol.

cba_fml 0

Tuesday 16 March 2010 21:43

How do you not know your own phone number?

smartman136 8

Tuesday 16 March 2010 22:10

winz

WhtRabbid 2

Tuesday 16 March 2010 22:38

How does your husband tell 3 Kates apart if he doesn't have their last names entered? Maybe I'm highly paranoid, but I would look into it...maybe he's cheating. Smells fishy. AND, it would be funny if he told you/showed you that. Finding out on your own that you are listed as Satan...is FYL. I don't have a problem with my sense of humor, but I would be like "WTF?!?".