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Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend for taking me for granted and being such a jerk. He didn't even show up for our date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29023) - you deserved it (4524)

On 03/10/2010 at 3:00am - love - by Maddy (woman) - United States (Utah)

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At least you realized what a jerk he really is. how do all of the assholes get the girls?

#7 - On 03/10/2010 at 6:13am by shakenbake93

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All the more reason to dump him...if he can't be bothered to show up, then send him an email or a letter! He just proved what an ass he is.

#1 - On 03/10/2010 at 6:02am by snickerdoodles

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