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Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

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On 03/01/2010 at 3:53am - love - by Delilah (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

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So? Does that mean he's less of a man? It's just weights. it's not like he's going to lose his balls and you're going to gain them.

#4 - On 03/01/2010 at 10:07am by rldostie

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who cares? I can pick up my husband and carry him... not all guys need to be macho. usually the fem ones are the most sensitive and caring anyway.

#5 - On 03/01/2010 at 10:07am by Sam_Licker81

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