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Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2.5 years told me that he believes in females being subservient, and I am not allowed to have opinions anymore. AND he is "the Alpha Dog" and I'm merely the "Beta Dog", so I have to "get used to it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22631) - you deserved it (4852)

On 02/14/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Shirley (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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