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Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31537) - you deserved it (6866)

On 02/14/2010 at 7:43pm - love - by Shirley (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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break up with him

#1 - On 02/15/2010 at 3:34am by muahzzbaybee

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he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better

#4 - On 02/15/2010 at 3:36am by baronjman

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