Valentine's slay, Broken and Love: Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend...

By Shirley - 15/02/2012 00:43 - United States

Today, while out for our romantic Valentine's dinner, my boyfriend of 2 and a half years told me that he believes in females being subservient, that I'm not allowed to have opinions anymore, that he is "the alpha dog" and I'm merely the "beta dog", and that I have to "get used to it." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 09/10/2012 05:39 - Australia - Cambridge

Today, my boyfriend had a tantrum because I didn't like Black Sabbath as much as him. Apparently our entire relationship was based on him thinking I did. I've now been labeled "The Queen of Lies." FML

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Run for the hills

By fuck this shiit! - 15/06/2022 02:00

Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML

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Scared

By Anonymous - 29/01/2022 14:01

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he never seems to have his own opinion, always agrees with me, and does whatever I want. That’s when he admitted he’s scared of me and is terrified of saying or doing anything I won’t like. I have no idea what I did to scare him this badly. FML

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Run, run away pronto

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 08:01

Today, my fiancé yelled at me after I got off the phone with my friends, because I said I hadn't felt this happy and hadn't laughed this much in a long time. He was also mad that I didn't cook him dinner. He didn't ask me to cook dinner for him. He then told me to go somewhere else if I'm not happy with him. FML

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By Clementine - 27/11/2012 11:36 - Australia - Saint Kilda

Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 06:43 - United States

Today, my boyfriend yelled at me. Apparently I'm not the "classy girl" he thought I was, and he's not comfortable "doing such vile things in public." I had tried to hold his hand. FML

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Money first

By Anonymus - 31/01/2020 20:00 - Canada - Warkworth

Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML

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Foreshadowing

By Confused - 31/07/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend of four years, who has never been anything but loving and supportive, told me after I made a joke that there has been “a change” in how he deals with people, that he has been “purging,” and that I could be next because he “has needs too.” FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2014 17:03 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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Mr. Robot

By confused - 30/04/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said we needed to talk. He called me cruel, cold and heartless and that it’s making him reconsider what kind of future we may have together. All because I hate sappy movies and don’t cry on the scenes where the dogs die. FML

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muahzzbaybee 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:34

break up with him

baronjman 2

Monday 15 February 2010 9:36

he should "get used to" not having a GF anymore......you can do better

Comments

JeWbOy101 11

Monday 15 February 2010 9:46

get out while u still can he sounds retarded

lickmyjock 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:47

GOOD PUPPY! HAVE A TREAT! :-)

wrathdaotaku 2

Monday 15 February 2010 15:17

an go make mw a SAMMICH!!! lol

jwktheman 6

Wednesday 17 August 2011 16:04

a sandwich filled with REVENGE. :)

MissSparkie 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:47

hope he's NOW your ex boyfriend

Zephyric 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:47

Your boyfriend has been watching too much Animal Planet specials about wolves. Either that or this was fake. The second is more likely, I think.

Laurendorcus 0

Monday 15 February 2010 9:48

Make Mr. Alpha beg you for sex and THEN dump him when he is tied to your bed. :-)

astheworldfalls 0

Monday 15 February 2010 10:18

I like this idea.

GreenAlbatross 3

Monday 15 February 2010 12:46

I agree. And this is less likely to put her in front of a jury for felony assault and battery/first degree murder charges. She should take a few pictures of him bound and gagged like the spoiled little piggy he is before she leaves though.

mlipro 0

Wednesday 17 February 2010 3:10

I'm liking the tying him down, but then, Step 2: take a picture Step 3: photoshop it Step 4: give him a ****** Step 5: Put on internet Step 6: Mass E-mail the link.