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Today, right before a huge snowstorm hit our area, I broke up with my girlfriend. In her fury, she decided to grab my car keys and roll down all four windows in my car. I now have 2 feet of half melted snow in my backseat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24338) - you deserved it (11337)

On 02/06/2010 at 12:12am - love - by snowman (man) - United States (Virginia)

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Just clean the snow out and do something to her car. Your life isn't fucked.

#2 - On 02/06/2010 at 6:16am by iEmily

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I would rather have two feet of snow in my car rather than her!

#9 - On 02/06/2010 at 6:54am by mpclaw

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