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Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25013) - you deserved it (20085)

On 02/04/2010 at 2:31pm - love - by Dan1021 - Sent from mobile version

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Spending that much proves that you ARE too attached. Or too rich, in which case she's a fool for not hanging on :P

#9 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:01pm by TomFantastic

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such is life return
the gifts give the cash to a stripper. you'll feel better in no time.

#2 - On 02/04/2010 at 7:58pm by sks4613

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