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Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18391) - you deserved it (13758)

On 02/04/2010 at 2:31pm - love - by Dan1021 - Sent from mobile version

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