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Today, after telling my girlfriend that I loved her, she dumped me claiming I was getting "too attached". I've already spent almost $400 on her Valentine's Day present. FML


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On 02/04/2010 at 2:31pm - love - by Dan1021 - Sent from mobile version

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Spending that much proves that you ARE too attached. Or too rich, in which case she's a fool for not hanging on :P

#9 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:01pm by TomFantastic

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Depends how long he's been in the relationship. $400 is an awful lot to be spending on someone you've been seeing for less than a year.

#10 - On 02/04/2010 at 8:02pm by Aregonde

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