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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27647) - you deserved it (3983)

On 02/04/2010 at 11:12am - love - by confused - Sent from mobile version

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how nice of him :S
atleast he didn't make you promise to commit suicide if he dies :D

#1 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:46pm by hehe_oops

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...like he would ever know.

#8 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:49pm by DogmaT

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