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Today, my boyfriend of 5 years spent a whole hour making me promise that if he ever died, I would never try to find someone else. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30955) - you deserved it (4330)

On 02/04/2010 at 11:12am - love - by confused - Sent from mobile version

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#8 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:49pm by DogmaT

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how nice of him :S
atleast he didn't make you promise to commit suicide if he dies :D

#1 - On 02/04/2010 at 5:46pm by hehe_oops

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