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Today, my boyfriend sent me a text telling me to turn the radio on to a certain station. When I did, there was a talk show on, and the host was ranting about how important it is for women to control themselves and not be emotional. My boyfriend continued texting me, asking if I was listening. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44401) - you deserved it (9977)

On 04/03/2009 at 12:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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