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Today, my girlfriend and I were in my basement. I play drums and guitar very well. My girlfriend bet me $50 that she could play better than me. I made the bet, but what I didn't know was that she had been taking both drum and guitar lessons since she was 5. I just lost $50. FML

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On 01/31/2010 at 1:54am - love - by unknown - Sent from mobile version

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well hey, you could start a band with her or something. a chick in a rock/ metal band = insta-fame. then you could get your 50 bucks back and more with all the money you'd make

#7 - On 01/31/2010 at 10:10am by lky830

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oh no, your problems are just terrible.

#8 - On 01/31/2010 at 10:11am by irishfever

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