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Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML

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On 01/30/2010 at 12:01am - love - by Star (woman) - United States (California)

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1. Well how did the million-dollar subject come up? Are you the kind of girl who annoys the shit out of men by asking them stupid hypothetical questions?

2. You dumped the guy you 'planned to marry' over THAT?!!! Jesus. He just got saved from a lifetime of having to humour you.

#11 - On 01/30/2010 at 7:12am by fwongraven

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I find your choice of verb tenses odd. Specifically "I'm in love with and plan to marry some day" instead of "I was in love with and planned to marry some day".

#2 - On 01/30/2010 at 6:04am by twoknives

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