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FML - The follow-up

Today, I was at my job in the Halloween store. I had to tell someone, "Please stop hitting the Bieber wig with that pimp cane." FML

katt_is_here Say more :
Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.
By katt_is_here - / Sunday 2 October 2011 05:15 / United States
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By  perdix  |  29

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

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  batman1024  |  0

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  perdix  |  29

Thanks for straightening me out on that one. With a 300-character limit it was hard to tell exactly where the wig was. I'm sure you look perfectly fetching in your Don Draper hairdo ;)

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  katt_is_here  |  24

Clarification time I guess. The wig was still in the bag as it was at the store. The pimp cane was another item sold at the store. I chose brevity in the FML for impact. No pun intended. I should add that I was dressed as zombie Amy Winehouse at the time so I had a horrible beehive wig on. It was a very interesting evening.

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  Malibu87  |  2

PLZ help!!! your fml was hilarious. i couldn't read it to my boyfriend i was laughing so hard. I'm new to fml member site and i can't seem to add this fml to my favorites. can anyone help?

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  iBiteRoses  |  22

There's a little <3 looking thing in the lower-right corner of the original FML, click on it and wait a second and the <3 turns red, that means "Added to Favorites."

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  Joey44  |  15

Someone does need to hit him with a pimp cane. And then with a sledgehammer, and then with a chainsaw, and then with a truck, and then with a nuclear bomb...

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  rattusrattus  |  18

Whilst he's wearing the stupid pimp outfit. I mean one that's horrifically tacky. Clashing colours, random patterns, manky faux fur and ridiculously overblown gold jewellery that goes green in the rain. And then put it on Youtube set to the Hallelujah chorus from Handel's Messiah.

By  Logomog  |  14

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By  NoNotTheFace  |  8

Can you blame him? The Bieber wig's pretty fucking creepy. I can remember having a nightmare where I woke up, went to the toilet, looked in the mirror and saw myself in a Bieber wig. Let's just say I woke up in a wet bed.

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  saIty  |  17

Nah yo. I have wet dreams of Bieber's luscious hair. The way he flipped his hair back and fourth, and how it always seemed to go slow-mo. Wtf am I saying? I'ma shut up now.

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  NoNotTheFace  |  8

Yes. It means I had a wet dream about making love with a Bieber wig. And yes. I said 'making love'. Because I had intimate feelings with it and actually kissed the bitch unlike what they do in porn.

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