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By Rachel247 - 01/08/2009 23:13 - Israel

Today, we had a hike at my camp. We hiked in a line. I suddenly felt things hitting me at the back of the head. After a few minutes I finally turn around, only to discover a bunch of older guys throwing tampons at my head. They were my tampons, falling one by one out of my unzipped bag. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 00:01

Today, I was hosting my kid's birthday party. I had a bunch of small trinkets, so I grabbed the first container I could find to put them in. It wasn’t until I went out and someone yelled, "I’ll take a heavy flow!" that I realized it was an empty tampon box. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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Nerf bullets

By aproudmom - 16/12/2019 20:00 - United States - Glen Head

Today, after work I came home to find my sons trying to use my tampons as nerf bullets. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 09:36 - United States

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

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Dropped the ball

By TrueStories - 13/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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By NotALady - 15/12/2016 22:20

Today, I was at a gas station when I got a bad stomach ache. I clenched my cheeks together and rushed to the nearest bathroom. Twenty minutes and a clogged toilet later, I exited the one-person bathroom to a line of very angry women. I had run into the wrong restroom. One of them threw a tampon at me. FML

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By BroadcitySF - 28/02/2016 03:42 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was mugged while changing my tampon. The mugger took everything, including the fresh tampon. FML

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Acting kinda sus

By sailinggsoul - 02/08/2019 00:01

Today, I bought a box of tampons and went to the store restroom to insert one. I then put the box inside my purse. On my way out, I got stopped by security, who yelled at me to empty my purse. He grabbed my bag, spilling the tampons everywhere. Apparently, he thought I was stealing. FML

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Bear with me

By bear food - 08/01/2014 04:37 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML

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By shamefaced - 07/12/2012 03:11 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I dropped my handbag into a water-filled gutter. As I was hurriedly fishing out the contents of my bag, I looked up. There was my ex, with the girl he left me for walking past, timed exactly to coincide with me manically scooping up one of many rapidly absorbing tampons. FML

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GoodbyeToSleep 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:11

A step up from breadcrumbs, but apparently just as unreliable.

Imawhalerider 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:08

haha "douche bags"

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CFR 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:06

When words fail, throwing stuff is the next best thing... those guys are dumb, FYL =(

khatuba 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:16

haha, hooray for throwing!

DuhthatsObvious 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 11:23

Not a YDI, that sucks, and those guys are immature.

lolbulla 0

Monday 3 August 2009 7:53

those sons of cocksuckers

Jonkbaby 22

Monday 17 May 2010 11:02

wtf.. don't let them get to you

electrolytes 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:06

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blueglue 0

Tuesday 24 May 2011 2:18

lol yeah, why would you take a bagful if tampons on a hike? You'd only need one, unless it was a 12-16 hour hike...

Imawhalerider 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:08

haha "douche bags"

genius_man16 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:10

epic comment win you are my hero

wadegirl23 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:09

ifyl i would have have started crying

aznbillybob4sho 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 22:41

I would have started crying as well, crying of laughter! (:

chaos753159 4

Saturday 23 January 2010 1:55

klokoilp

kiddisskidd 0

Monday 4 July 2011 2:28

same here.. that's so embarrassing .

GoodbyeToSleep 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:11

A step up from breadcrumbs, but apparently just as unreliable.

killerpenguin4 9

Saturday 10 July 2010 20:43

Epic win #6

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:15

@6: I laughed. I say, FYL 'cause that's pretty embarassing But, also, YDI for not zipping your baaaaaag. Seriously lol FML screwed me over again and turned this reply into a comment. Oh well.

19zo19 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:25

hahahah oh man if i was there i would have joind in with throwing tampons at ur head this is and epic coment this one should go in the book

crazyjack 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 9:28

woah happened to me once too, only it was just one, at school, and they didn't see it was from me. but seriously i don't really think that's embarassing, just maybe when they threw them at you but tampons are not embarassing