Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
I agree, your life sucks (24291) - you totally deserved it (1267)
On 12/18/2009 at 9:31am - love - by cheaters_should_die (man) - United States (Illinois)
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THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER AND YOU SHOULD NOT BE POSTING ON FML NOW FUCK OFF
#1 - On 12/18/2009 at 1:31pm by leoofbodom
(0)Leo had the same thing happen to him, except instead of google maps, he seen his wife in a girls gone wild video. So try not to be to hard on him
(-1)Fail logic is fail. Just cause there's a car in the driveway doesn't mean the whole world knows about the affair. How the F are they supposed to recognize the car?
#73 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:30pm by randomdude1234
(+3)It was a joke line to end the FML. Don't think he was imagining some Eskimos huddled round a little computer going 'ha! that guy's wife is cheating on him and he doesn't even know!'
Though that would be awesome.
#86 - On 12/18/2009 at 11:50pm by BritishHobo
(0)@86 that joke is what made me roll my eyes and not be suprised that someone would feel the need to cheat on him.
#95 - On 12/20/2009 at 2:22am by organisedchaos
(0)What does OP mean "the whole world knew".. I really don't remember googling your street, OP.. but, if I did, I'm sure I'd remember.. 'Cause your problems are my top priority..
#102 - On 02/17/2010 at 6:35am by Secret_Fire_King
(0)I thought you couldn't see cars on google I looked at my house and there were no cars around it. Nor any part of my town =/ so yahhh
(+1)plate numbers are blurred but the actual car still appears.
perhaps no1 was home when the google car came by your house.
I see my car in my driveway.
(-2)no they didn't, because the entire world doesn't know what your car actually looks like.
#6 - On 12/18/2009 at 1:36pm by diet_otaku
(+1)You take things too literally. It's worded like this to make us laugh as well as pity him. He obviously didn't actually think the entire world knew.
#18 - On 12/18/2009 at 2:00pm by ZombieKnickers
(-1)So you don't have a sense of humor off Gaia either. Not surprising.
#71 - On 12/18/2009 at 6:40pm by pope_suburban
(+2)I bet at first you thought that she bought a hot new car to surprise you on you anniversary huh?
#7 - On 12/18/2009 at 1:39pm by CallMeHush
(-2)yeah, everyone knew. because EVERYONE in the WHOLE world google-image searches YOUR house.
#10 - On 12/18/2009 at 1:43pm by i_luv_cheese
(+2)Your wife's a slut and an idiot. There were a million excuses she could have made for why that car was there.
(0)It's likely that she wanted to come clean and it gave her the opportunity to do so. I'm sure she could have lied about it, but figured it was time. That still makes her a selfish whore, but not necessarily an idiot.
And OP, ♥ your name.
#96 - On 12/20/2009 at 1:08pm by Six_and_the_Moon
(+1)reply to #1 theres no reason serious matters shouldnt be posted on fml, its the superficial crap that deserves a "ydi" that doesnt deserve to be on fmls, when i moderate fml's if i can see that the op deserved it because of his own stupidity, or that the occurance is just a normal everyday thing, i imidiatly vote no, real fml's are daily occurences where the op gets screwed one way or another, because of somebody else, or a freak of nature accident, this fml is about the op being screwed by a cheating wife, which he didmt deserve, which makes it a very valid fml
#13 - On 12/18/2009 at 1:44pm by Kukironosuke
(0)sorry for the typo's i can spell i just dont care for grammer outside of formal settings like school or work
#17 - On 12/18/2009 at 1:57pm by Kukironosuke
At least you didn't walk in on her having an intimate anal moment with a cucumber.
#21 - On 12/18/2009 at 2:12pm by Applepineapple31
(0)(waves angry fist at screen) DAMN YOU!! CUCUMBER STRIKES AGAIN!!
#42 - On 12/18/2009 at 3:06pm by Brave_Sir_Robin
(0)I think my bf would jizz in his pants if he walked in on me doing that.
However, I would hardly use an 'at least' to compare someone's wife getting frisky with a veggie to her having a (likely marriage-ending) affair with another person. The latter is far worse than the former, IMHO.
#97 - On 12/20/2009 at 1:12pm by Six_and_the_Moon
(-2)technically not everyone has seen it. I haven't!
#22 - On 12/18/2009 at 2:14pm by WhatAboutUsFolk
(0)Might want to watch what you call yourself, cheaters_should_die
#26 - On 12/18/2009 at 2:18pm by flgirlwguitar
(0)Judging by the OP's user id, I assume the wife is now at the courthouse getting a restraining order.
#27 - On 12/18/2009 at 2:18pm by I_am_stupid_also
Wow. i never watched the video you speak of. you can tell a lot about a person by what they watch ha ha
#30 - On 12/18/2009 at 2:26pm by Applepineapple31
(0)How would the world know that your wife is having an affair just by the vehicle that's parked outside?
Unless, of course, it was the Weiner-mobile. And then the world would guess where the weiner was parked.
(0)According to the customs of Illinois, allowing a stranger to park their car in your driveway is a tacit invitation to having sex.
#40 - On 12/18/2009 at 2:56pm by I_am_stupid_also
(0)Well that was just it, only the bun was in the driveway.
#87 - On 12/19/2009 at 12:16am by CallMeHush
Ha ha. probably not. the sick mined part yes. watching women shove produce in their unmentionables. nope
#34 - On 12/18/2009 at 2:40pm by Applepineapple31
(+1)I must admit, it doesn't do it for me either. Where I come from the line "I think I saw that film too" is a standard response to sexual innuendo.
Ha ha. well there's a video for everything. two girls and one cup, the guy that gets a dil do shoved in his manhood, the guy who died from the three foot long horses business.
#37 - On 12/18/2009 at 2:51pm by Applepineapple31
(+3)Dump her ass and toss her out on the street. Then you can see her and all her belongings from Google Earth.
#41 - On 12/18/2009 at 2:57pm by Emperor_Jim
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You must NEVER have people at your house for you to immediately question your wife about a car in your driveway, which means you probably have no friends. Also, your username makes you sound like a total jackass. Sure, you've been hurt, but do you really want her DEAD? If you do feel that way, I can see why she found someone else.
#45 - On 12/18/2009 at 3:38pm by xlovepinkx
(0)I don't think the entire world knew. how many people would look up your address on google maps? (:
#57 - On 12/18/2009 at 4:45pm by ashleysmashleyyy
(+2)To 28 - No one deserves to be cheated on by their spouse. If OP was so terrible that he "deserved" it, she could, you know, divorce him. Leave him. There are other ways to get back at someone for being horrible to you other than being a cheating whore.
Ha ha 58 i saw that video... you should be proud. lesbian porn. you are also the most attractive woman with a six pack i have ever seen
#62 - On 12/18/2009 at 5:03pm by Applepineapple31
(0)the whole world looks at your house and knows your car ? lol
#69 - On 12/18/2009 at 6:18pm by simawesome_FYL
(0)that is the fucking greatest way to get caught! hahahaah omg
#70 - On 12/18/2009 at 6:39pm by ronaldo_weasley
(0)Awww That's horrible. But hey... A map can tell you almost everything. ;-)
#72 - On 12/18/2009 at 7:05pm by PotatoBlankey39
(-1)by the way google maps only shows buildings not cars or people so dont lie!
#77 - On 12/18/2009 at 9:33pm by nicholsonsgirl
(+1)#77, you are officially an idiot. Why don't you go check your facts, mmkay?
#78 - On 12/18/2009 at 9:41pm by SarahN_fml
(0)you are offically an idiot. i agree. maybe theres no one in front of your hosue ebcause no one in tehre right mind would want to go to someone who makes assumptions that are wrong and are all in all a moron but in front of my house is a dog on google maps.
(0)Go outside and wave. We will let you know if you showed up on google maps.
#88 - On 12/19/2009 at 3:23am by I_am_stupid_also
(0)someone said that they don't show people and cars in gogole. uh yeah they do. maybe not at the person who wrote that comments house but that is most likely no one in there right mind would want to go to that idiots house. there is a guy walking his dog right in front of my house on google maps. it really creepy becuase no one sees him anymore. anyway i think that the people who are hating on the author of the FML really have a f---ed up life if that think anythings worse then that.
(0)this honestly doesnt make sense. unless you have lived in that house forever the maps are old. It isnt a live feed. When I google a neighborhood I work in it shows a dirt lot.
#84 - On 12/18/2009 at 11:19pm by arizdegenerate
(0)that must be hell of a new Google feature ! Try now try now ! our new feature that allows you to find out about your spouse's affairs.
#89 - On 12/19/2009 at 5:09am by jstasilentscream
Wow... try zooming in. now to actually get a picture of the car and the affair on google earth thats rare. ha ha. unless his wife was having hardcore sex everytime he left the house ha ha
#90 - On 12/19/2009 at 6:15am by Applepineapple31
(0)how would the entire world know that that vehicle wasn't yours. and second of all, even if the people who knew that it wasn't yours probably thought you had some visitors. whether or not though, that kinda sucks.
(0)wow, you gotta be the first person whose marriage ever broke up thanks to Google street view, thought.
that is making history my friend.
(0)Yeah #94, it's sad but this dude isn't the first to have this happen. About a year ago I found out the same thing on Google maps. The difference is, I caught her cheating and saw the guys truck (customized) on a seperate occasion, happened to look up my old pad for shits and grins after the split....then wholla, there was his truck, parked in front of my old pad. Crazy part is, you can count on if something has happened to you....it's probably happened to someone else too. People cheat, life is long, you get over it.
(0)because everyone who uses google looks at YOUR house.
#99 - On 12/29/2009 at 2:16pm by apfunction
(0)The pictures on Google Maps are NOT LIVE, they are at least a few years old. I just did a street view of my old house and saw trees in my front yard that were removed > 3 years ago. OP is an idiot for thinking it was a recent pic, but his wife is a whore.
