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Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37365) - you deserved it (2532)

On 12/18/2009 at 9:31am - love - by cheaters_should_die (man) - United States (Illinois)

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Lol, what a terrible way to figure out. FYL.

#2 - On 12/18/2009 at 1:32pm by mleblanc

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Your wife's a slut and an idiot. There were a million excuses she could have made for why that car was there.

#11 - On 12/18/2009 at 1:44pm by blalien

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