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By cheaters_should_die - 18/12/2009 14:31 - United States

Today, I looked at my house in Google Street View for the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

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By Mel - 27/01/2019 20:00

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blalien 0

Friday 18 December 2009 19:44

Your wife's a **** and an idiot. There were a million excuses she could have made for why that car was there.

mleblanc 0

Friday 18 December 2009 19:32

Lol, what a terrible way to figure out. FYL.

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perdix 29

Friday 18 December 2009 20:28

How would the world know that your wife is having an affair just by the vehicle that's parked outside? Unless, of course, it was the Weiner-mobile. And then the world would guess where the weiner was parked.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Friday 18 December 2009 20:56

According to the customs of Illinois, allowing a stranger to park their car in your driveway is a tacit invitation to having sex.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 18 December 2009 21:08

oh how I wish I were an Oscar-Mayer Wiener...

CallMeHush 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 6:16

Well that was just it, only the bun was in the driveway.

LemonStarship 5

Friday 18 December 2009 20:52

You caught me red handed :(

Sappheyes 0

Friday 18 December 2009 20:55

Coincidentally, Cucumber is the nickname of the man she was seeing on the side.

Emperor_Jim 0

Friday 18 December 2009 20:57

Dump her ass and toss her out on the street. Then you can see her and all her belongings from Google Earth.

lem0n_fml 0

Friday 18 December 2009 23:01

THIS.

Brave_Sir_Robin 4

Friday 18 December 2009 21:06

(waves angry fist at screen) DAMN YOU!! CUCUMBER STRIKES AGAIN!!

xlovepinkx 0

Friday 18 December 2009 21:38

You must NEVER have people at your house for you to immediately question your wife about a car in your driveway, which means you probably have no friends. Also, your username makes you sound like a total jackass. Sure, you've been hurt, but do you really want her DEAD? If you do feel that way, I can see why she found someone else.