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Today, my girlfriend was telling me how concerned she was about her weight. I told her not to worry, because it gives more cushion for the pushin' anyway. She picked up a lamp and threw it right at my dingleberries. FML

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YDI for calling them dingleberries

#1 - On 12/09/2009 at 2:16pm by awesome_o

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I thought dingleberries were the result of poor wiping post bowl movement?

#3 - On 12/09/2009 at 2:18pm by Telionis

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