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Yeah, a dingleberry is a small, dried clump of shit that's hanging onto one of your ass hairs because you couldn't be bothered to wipe properly or take a fucking shower. Either way, you didn't deserve that. You told the truth, and you were punished for it. She should have taken it for the compliment it was, not punished you for honesty. Now you're motivated to lie to her when she complains about stuff that's her fault anyway (being a fatass).

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I'm sure you were trying to lighten the mood and tell her how attractive you think she is... but that's not the time to objectify a girl! (not that it's ever appropriate to objectify a girl, but that's an especially BAD moment). Sorry she got violent, though! eesh.

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YDI for using "Dingleberries" unless she actually did throw the lamp at your dingleberries please, be mature and use the proper term.

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Third. (not third comment, but... oh never mind.) Yesterday I was looking at pictures from a girl from high school's facebook. I asked my husband if I was fatter than she or about the same size. He said "You're small than she is." It was a DAMNEDABLE lie, but definately the right answer.

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She threw the lamp at you because she was angry that you didn't look more like Clay Aiken. The insults were the icing on the cake.

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Shut the fuck up, the OP was trying to lighten the situation. Would you have preffered it if he called her a fat cow and told her to "go eat mcdonalds fatty"?

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No, it's the: "It's not my fault, it's everyone else" mentality that causes eating disorders. People need to learn self-respect and self-worth before they expect everyone else to give it to them.

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I agree, neither are what contributes to eating disorders. The majority of people with anorexia nervosa, bulimia nervosa and other eating disorders have been sexually abused and/or assaulted. Rape is the number one cause. It has nothing to do with fashion, media, someone randomly calling you fat or any of that crap. It isn't about looking good or sexy either, it is actually often the opposite. I can't stand all of the myths and stereotypes people make about eating disorders, they don't know s

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No offense 152, but sometimes it does start because someone called you fat. In my case I was told I was so fat I should kill myself. It is different for every one, so don't be so quick to judge.

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Being raped isn't the only cause of eating disorders.. I suffered from anorexia which came from an extremely low self esteem and severe depression

You're an idiot. Enough Said. You dont say that to a girl, it makes you seem like a player AND it just ADDS to her feeling self conscious. Its guys like you that cause eating disorders

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fun bags, Baby makers, The twins and the crown jewels :) lets wait for more to come out :D IF U CAN THINK OF ANY MORE ADD EM!

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Clay Aiken's dingleberries (poop balls) are lovingly harvested by a team of master jewelers where they are flown to New York and set into rings by Harry Winston. Clay Aiken dingleberry rings are taking over the shelf space once occupied by 5+ carat diamond rings.

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acorns ; allsbay ; apricots ; baby-makers; back-wheels ; bags ; balkans; ballocks ; balls ; bangers ; bangles ; bannocks ; baubles (bawbles); bean-pods ; Beecham's-pills ; berries ; billiards ; bird's-eggs ; bobblers; bobbles ; bonbons ; booboos ; bubus; bullets ; bum-balls ; charleys ; charlies ; chestnuts ; chicken-mc-nuggets ; chones ; Christmas-crackers (R.S.); chuckies ; clappers ; cobbs ; cobbles; cobbler's-awls (R.S.); cobbler's-stall (R.S.); cobs ; cockles ; coconuts ; cods ; coffee-stal

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Yay! You've finally learned something useful in social life : whenever a girl talks about her weight, you just say you don't see what she's talking about. Because anything else will hurt her feelings A LOT and make you look like a total dumbass.

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totally agree with this for real cause honestly if someone is overweight they kind of do need to be told by the person they are dating. I don't totally disagree with OP's strategy of trying to make her laugh instead of being preoccupied about her weight and just feeling ok with herself. Personally I think that what should have happened here is something along the lines of yea, I guess you have put on some weight but we can work out together it could be really fun. Sooner than you know it you

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151-honesty is a good policy but there are a lot of girls who can't take you saying anything about their weight. You have to know your audience

By  sjx

Dingleberries are what you call poo balls that dangle from your anus. Most commonly seen on hairy dogs that need to be groomed. Op- I am so sorry that your asshole is so hairy that you have collected dangling balls of poo.

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