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Today, my boyfriend of 6 months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a girlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He was quiet, I heard barking in the background. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30426) - you deserved it (3026)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:20pm - love - by WoofWoof (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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