Love: Today, my boyfriend of six months called me. He said his mom...

By WoofWoof - 07/12/2009 18:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of six months called me. He said his mom was making him choose between having a dog or having a girlfriend. I asked him which one he picked. He went quiet, and I heard barking in the background. FML

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By llmd - 10/08/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 15:18 - United States - Milford

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me over the phone, after having left me to look after her dog while she went on a 2-week vacation with her family. Now I have to choose between paying for a kennel for her damn dog or taking care of it every day until she gets back. FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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By cclllc - 14/08/2012 09:06 - United States - Weatherford

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML

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By daddylove - 12/06/2011 04:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 6 months broke up with me. I was crying for over an hour in my room. My dad came in and asked what was wrong. Just as I was about to tell him, he stops me and simply says "Oh, honey. I don't care... Just keep the noise down." Then walks out. FML

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By Afroman720 - 27/07/2015 18:55 - United States

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML

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By TrulyYours - 07/05/2009 12:39 - United States

Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone. After a short pause I hear him say "I love you." Smiling I say, "I love you too." Then he says, "I was talking to my dog." FML

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Nocturna_fml 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 0:01

I'll assume you're both like 10.

polico_wolf 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 0:03

what kind of mother makes people choose like that?

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shelboo_fml 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 6:31

I'd pick the dog, too.

nzl_fml 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 6:37

Ha. So girls and dogs are interchangeable, then

nyc718 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 6:47

FYL indeed. Apparently his mom didn't like you and made him an offer he couldn't refuse. But it is wrong of her to manipulate her son because she has a beef with you. I say **** them.

nyc718 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 6:49

maybe he hasn't taken the nipple out of his mouth yet

Dj_JlM 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 7:06

honestly i think he should of kept you... a dog is just a constant money drain for food, vet bills, and many other needs....and in the end one expensive bill to put it down... but hey problems can almost always be solved in a car... speed bump his dog... paybacks a bitch (and if my spelling sux i reallly dont care xD)

HookEmTexas07 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 8:29

"a dog is just a constant money drain for food, vet bills, and many other needs" Because girlfriends are so much cheaper right? I won't have to buy my dog a diamond ring to show her I care about her.