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Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML
We seriously need a Who Gives A Damn About Twilight feature on FML.
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Wednesday 26 November 2014