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Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49783) - you deserved it (4758)

On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

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