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Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "so does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33344) - you deserved it (2060)

On 11/21/2009 at 12:59am - love - by Fail (man) - United States (Oregon)

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I wonder what was said afterwards...

"Uhhhh, Ismaeliqua..."

"What, he's a fucking greasy-haired, pizza-faced loser who's made me fake it for him every time we've done it, but if I'm straightforward about it, he might go into a whinefest and kill himself."

*Other friend points to you*

"How is he behind me? I can smell his sweaty ass from space. Hell, I can smell him over...the...phone." *Turns to see you at the last part* "Hey sweetie! I didn't notice you there!"

But yeah man, FYL.

#6 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:03am by Thoureau

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"least u don't have to go through that akward break up" - It sounded like a pretty damn awkward break up to me...

#4 - On 11/21/2009 at 6:55am by malakian

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