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Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "so does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

I agree, your life sucks (24503) - you totally deserved it (1090)

On 11/21/2009 at 12:59am - love - by Fail (man) - United States (Oregon)

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yay!! I'm the first but damn that's on sum messed up shit she dumb too for not looking bhind her... least u don't have to go through that akward break up

#1 - On 11/21/2009 at 6:30am by Hurt16

That's when you say "uh...I have one."

#31 - On 11/22/2009 at 1:54am by Reyo

Two options:

1) Break up with her first, claim she was just something you used for sex.

2) Crush her in the bear hug, pretend it was an accident.

#33 - On 11/22/2009 at 5:47am by crazytoaster

..OUCH.
fyl D:

#2 - On 11/21/2009 at 6:46am by OLOtheDemigodess

:( keel hur

#3 - On 11/21/2009 at 6:47am by Williii

lol agree
she's mean, I hope you find a better girlfriend OP :/

#44 - On 03/12/2010 at 11:45pm by wiredream

"least u don't have to go through that akward break up" - It sounded like a pretty damn awkward break up to me...

#4 - On 11/21/2009 at 6:55am by malakian

owch sorry

#5 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:03am by floobl11121

I wonder what was said afterwards...

"Uhhhh, Ismaeliqua..."

"What, he's a fucking greasy-haired, pizza-faced loser who's made me fake it for him every time we've done it, but if I'm straightforward about it, he might go into a whinefest and kill himself."

*Other friend points to you*

"How is he behind me? I can smell his sweaty ass from space. Hell, I can smell him over...the...phone." *Turns to see you at the last part* "Hey sweetie! I didn't notice you there!"

But yeah man, FYL.

#6 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:03am by Thoureau

ROFL IMAO!

#11 - On 11/21/2009 at 8:21am by analo

LOL.

#24 - On 11/21/2009 at 8:56pm by SirensMelody

Just be like Ill show you how to do it then be like " I dont want to go out with you anymore because you're an ass."

#7 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:14am by mylifestoryy

Looks like you were the one surprised !!! :D

#8 - On 11/21/2009 at 7:48am by LoveDemon

tell her she doesnt have to coz you're breaking up with her instead!

#10 - On 11/21/2009 at 8:09am by xoxcinderellaxox

Move the hug up to her neckline and throttle her?

#12 - On 11/21/2009 at 8:38am by Carbonchild

Then his life would *really* start to suck. Not to mention hers...

#35 - On 11/22/2009 at 5:36pm by Jernau_Gurgeh

hahahhaha

#13 - On 11/21/2009 at 9:25am by stupiddumbblonde

Woof, didn't see that one coming. You ruined the surprise so you probably didn't even get breakup sex either did you?

#14 - On 11/21/2009 at 9:29am by CallMeHush

continue on with the bear hug, and don't ever stop squeezing!

#15 - On 11/21/2009 at 9:45am by captain_soggy

i hope you broke it off with her after that question.

#16 - On 11/21/2009 at 1:17pm by azn_whiz

You should've said something sarcastic while walking off. It's a great breakup in any case, though. She just saved you the trouble of wading through anything else she could've used an excuse to mooch off of you... lucky you.

#17 - On 11/21/2009 at 1:34pm by blastvortex

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YDI. She probably got sick of all your goddamn hugs moron, stop being so clingy.

#18 - On 11/21/2009 at 2:15pm by Anteezy

Giving tight hugs =/= clingy.
It shows how much he likes/loves her. I personally love bear hugs because light hugs SUCK. You wouldn't know how often these bear hugs come anyway. But even if it was constantly given to her, she could've asked him to stop. Breaking up with him just over hugs? Come on now.

Back on topic, bear hugs = love. The idea of surprising her was cute. It's okay if she doesn't appreciate it, you can find someone better.

#25 - On 11/21/2009 at 9:02pm by SirensMelody

AWWW ):

#19 - On 11/21/2009 at 2:17pm by ohhhhbriana

You should have broken up with the Bitch right then...

#20 - On 11/21/2009 at 2:26pm by Skull_300

You should have told her that you were breaking up with her, then yelled FIRST in her face like a small child and ran off.

#21 - On 11/21/2009 at 2:37pm by WTFsGoingOn

ouch well if she has a problem with a surprise hugg u need someone better

#22 - On 11/21/2009 at 4:56pm by spacecakes

tell her you have HIV and she should get tested... or pull a cullen but make sure your parents tell her you killed yourself... or just humilate her in front of her friends... mmm we need to full story.

#23 - On 11/21/2009 at 5:31pm by moon_mistress

#21, i see wut u did thar.

#26 - On 11/21/2009 at 9:05pm by DeathShad0

well, it worked

#27 - On 11/21/2009 at 9:37pm by Gitsandshiggles

well shes a loser

#28 - On 11/21/2009 at 11:33pm by misfitgirl1988

umm okay or what could have happened is: one of her friends facing you tipped her that you were coming/ she saw you out of the corner of her eye/ etc. and she said it to freak you out.

#29 - On 11/22/2009 at 12:21am by letslaugh33

D: Sorry...that really sucks. You should have cleared your throat or do something to let her know you were there. Then, be the one to break up with her.

#29 - That would be nice if it were true. Hopefully the guy didn't go do anything crazy yet...maybe waited a bit until this cleared out. But if she was not joking, then that really is FYL.

#30 - On 11/22/2009 at 12:57am by Efilyn

You should have suggested telling you after a foursome with you and her friends. Then it could have at least ended on a high note.

#32 - On 11/22/2009 at 2:34am by Ninjaface

D= sorry 4 u man. maybe she didnt deserve you.find someone better

#34 - On 11/22/2009 at 8:26am by viz

chew it over with a twix(; then find a hurtful

#36 - On 11/22/2009 at 7:49pm by xoluvinshayxo

I hate Oregon cunts

#37 - On 11/23/2009 at 1:22am by Newberg_Rush

wrong place, wrong time..

#38 - On 11/23/2009 at 7:32am by seanb0y

So now you know.

#39 - On 11/23/2009 at 2:12pm by ColdGold

Slap her face! Slap her in the face with your dick! DO IT! DO IT NOW!!!

#40 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:55pm by helpmeiamblind

lmfao #40 all day

#41 - On 12/30/2009 at 3:59am by bigpsycho70

bear hug her realllllt super hard and maybe u will rupture an organ

#42 - On 01/09/2010 at 8:21pm by actress5698

ooooooo that sucks ):

#43 - On 03/10/2010 at 9:50pm by katierenee

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