I wonder what was said afterwards...
"Uhhhh, Ismaeliqua..."
"What, he's a fucking greasy-haired, pizza-faced loser who's made me fake it for him every time we've done it, but if I'm straightforward about it, he might go into a whinefest and kill himself."
*Other friend points to you*
"How is he behind me? I can smell his sweaty ass from space. Hell, I can smell him over...the...phone." *Turns to see you at the last part* "Hey sweetie! I didn't notice you there!"
But yeah man, FYL.
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"least u don't have to go through that akward break up" - It sounded like a pretty damn awkward break up to me...
+29
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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