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Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "so does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29745) - you deserved it (1574)

On 11/21/2009 at 12:59am - love - by Fail (man) - United States (Oregon)

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