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Today, I received an eviction notice taped to my door stating my landlord is selling his property and moving out of the country in 13 days. My landlord is my boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39039) - you deserved it (2774)

On 11/12/2009 at 2:39pm - love - by LonelyMonkey (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Clearly a strong relationship you got going there

#3 - On 11/12/2009 at 5:07pm by ChaplinSnakker

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Ouch. Now you are going to have to pay money for rent, unless you can find another "landlord" who will be your "boyfriend."

And we all know that is urban slang for a landlord who accepts payments in blowjobs, but if you want to get your place painted, you have to screw him. New carpet? Anal.

#9 - On 11/12/2009 at 5:12pm by perdix

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