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Today, my long-distance girlfriend asked me if she could see someone else on the side. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31880) - you deserved it (6376)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:24am - love - by cheezeits (woman) - United States (California)

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Then when she finds someone else on the side who she prefers, you'll be out of the picture. This wont end well for you I'm afraid. :(

#1 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:32am by Mutsumi

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Ditch the bitch and score a new woman.

#2 - On 10/26/2009 at 6:33am by DancingDick

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