Cheating and Love: Baby's got needs - FML

Baby's got needs

By cheezeits - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my long-distance girlfriend asked me if she could see someone else on the side. FML

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Mutsumi_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:32

Then when she finds someone else on the side who she prefers, you'll be out of the picture. This wont end well for you I'm afraid. :(

DancingDick 0

Monday 26 October 2009 11:33

Ditch the bitch and score a new woman.

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Rammer3500 23

Wednesday 5 August 2015 5:20

At least she asked

guttedbrit 26

Wednesday 6 April 2016 22:51

I'm in a long distance relationship, and this really bugged me. She knew that she was going into long distance, and if she isn't in it for the long run then she doesn't deserve you. Don't let it put you off, we're not all bad. Some of us can stay faithful regardless of how far away you are!

Robyn_mori 12

Tuesday 21 June 2016 8:10

I've been in that position before too, except my long distance boyfriend asked while my grampa was dying in the hospital.... people just don't have common sense or a sense of loyalty anymore :(

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