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Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39576) - you deserved it (3553)

On 10/09/2009 at 12:22am - love - by rhythmbandit (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Maybe he's hoping you'll get brown contacts and pierce your ears to suit his royal standards. lol

#3 - On 10/09/2009 at 6:44am by Amkii

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Get used to it. Us guys never notice crap like that. At least you got diamonds.
Ungrateful or what?

#4 - On 10/09/2009 at 6:46am by wellinever

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