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Today, my boyfriend bought me a beautiful pair of very expensive diamond earrings, along with a card that read, "To my beautiful brown eyed Princess." My ears aren't pierced, and my eyes are green. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32983) - you deserved it (2640)

On 10/09/2009 at 12:22am - love - by rhythmbandit (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Maybe he's hoping you'll get brown contacts and pierce your ears to suit his royal standards. lol

#3 - On 10/09/2009 at 6:44am by Amkii

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to be fair: I also have green eyes, but from a distance (10ft away or so), they appear brown. True enough your BF should know better, but hey that's what guys are like.

#10 - On 10/09/2009 at 7:05am by Suree

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