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Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25762) - you deserved it (2145)

On 10/02/2009 at 6:23pm - love - by Zamaria - Sent from mobile version

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he was right.

#2 - On 10/03/2009 at 3:54am by whyevenbother

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Well, I think it would be funny to shine the laser pointer at his balls the next time he sleeps naked.

#5 - On 10/03/2009 at 4:11am by TheIrishJaneDoe

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