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Today, I was woken up from a nap by my cat attacking my face. Evidently, my husband thought it would be funny to shine a laser pointer on my cheek. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24558) - you deserved it (2013)

On 10/02/2009 at 6:23pm - love - by Zamaria - Sent from mobile version

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