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Today, I wanted to be creative. I hid an engagement ring for my girlfriend inside one of her running shoes. I expected her to find it and wake me up, but she didn't. Later, when I asked if there was anything in her shoe, she responded, "There was a rock. I just shook it out outside. Why?" FML

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On 08/28/2009 at 11:08am - love - by fmlll (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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go look for it!!!!!!!

#1 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:23pm by dakrock13

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I'm really sorry to say it, but YDI, come on, a fucking shoe? I'd probably shake a "rock" off too without giving 2 flying ducks about it.

#3 - On 08/28/2009 at 5:25pm by MoonTiger

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