Love: Today, I wanted to be creative. I hid an engagement ring for...

By fmlll - 28/08/2009 15:08 - United States

Today, I wanted to be creative. I hid an engagement ring for my girlfriend inside one of her running shoes. I expected her to find it and wake me up, but she didn't. Later, when I asked if there was anything in her shoe, she responded, "There was a rock. I just shook it out outside. Why?" FML

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By newlysingle - 14/12/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. I had been hiding the ring in the sock drawer. When I went to retrieve it, the ring was gone and in its place was a sticky note that said "NO." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/07/2020 23:02

Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I bought and assumed it was a late birthday present. She’s now wearing it on her right hand like a signet ring and she somehow hasn’t figured out it’s a diamond and not a Swarovski. I'm now waiting for her to figure it out before I pop the question. FML

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By anonymous - 08/01/2013 00:21 - United States

Today, I found a ring box in the pocket of my boyfriend's pants while doing laundry. I eagerly walked up to him knowing that it was an engagement ring, hoping that he would propose on the spot. He tossed it back to me and said, "Well you found it, I don't actually have to ask now, right?" FML

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By Qoqo - 14/08/2021 22:01

Today, I found my wife crying. She said she’d lost her diamond ring. I backtracked her activities and suggested where to look. She found it in the fridge. She now thinks I hid it there. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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By machismo - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

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By single - 27/03/2020 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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By foreveralone - 23/06/2013 14:42 - United States

Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML

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By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML

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By karma1221 - 11/08/2018 14:30

Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML

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Friday 28 August 2009 23:25

I'm really sorry to say it, but YDI, come on, a ******* shoe? I'd probably shake a "rock" off too without giving 2 flying ducks about it.

dakrock13 0

Friday 28 August 2009 23:23

go look for it!!!!!!!

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Shmoopie4 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 6:31

I guess you were trying to be creative, but...you failed miserably. Seriously? Her SHOE? Sorry, but YDI because that was a dumb idea. Most people, upon putting on their shoe and feeling something hard and rock-like pressing on their foot, will REMOVE SAID OBJECT because it is most likely a rock, NOT AN ENGAGEMENT RING.

captivemj 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 14:23

lol!!! looved ur comment!!

Lovebug27 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 7:24

omg that's so sad but so funny!!!!!

judgeymcjudge 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 9:08

You, sir, are a blithering ******* idiot.

nanoflacka 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 10:18

Don't try to b creative XD

shanedawsonfan 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 10:55

That's good for u being cretive but a shoe really? Cmon u can do better than that

ariean 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 11:24

thats so gross.. shoes..really? and running shoes at that? geez ... You Completely Deserve It!!! i agree with others.. please don't try to be creative...

Mohammeddkhan 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 12:10

Whatta dumbasss. Go look for it stupid. Btw what does OP mean?

Victoria_fml 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 13:07

I voted YDI after reading the first line...

napero 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 13:35

Even if she had found it, that is just stupid to put it in a shoe... A ******* SHOE? Oh c'moon, why can't you just go show her a ring and ask "Do you want to marry me?" Seriously, YDI.