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Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65796) - you deserved it (9568)

On 08/25/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United Kingdom

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FYL for having such an immature mother. o.o That's unbelievable.

#1 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:05pm by Pandasaur

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wait why was she cleaning out your underwear drawer?

#3 - On 08/25/2009 at 2:06pm by Jess_Love

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