By Sarah - 25/08/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
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Pandasaur 0

FYL for having such an immature mother. o.o That's unbelievable.

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Jess_Love 0

wait why was she cleaning out your underwear drawer?

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jdb2009 0

Damn, FYL and FYP's, both of them, I guess.

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Lady_Skye_92 0

oh my.. i feel really bad for you =/

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frenchguy_fml 0

O M F G You should tell your mother that you don't violate her intimacy so she should do the same and respect yours. tell her "what if i knew something about your sex life with dad that your REALLY don't want anyone else to know and posted it on facebook ?" Then, don't talk to her til she apologize and make her promess she'll never do the same again !

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madglover 0

If I was friends with your Mum on facebook that status so would have been liked, O and ignore the blackmailing your parents you will always lose. Best to just play the not bothered card. Loads of girls have them who cares. You really should just find some fugly guy bring him back and **** him while your rents are in. Would probably shut your mum up without actually being aggressive to her.

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muDIs37 0

seriously....not kewl. your mother is evil. but funny, sorry, there's simply no denying that, as ****** up as that is, it's funny. however, i have to say that you owning a vibrator doesn't necessarily mean that you can't get a guy.

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fucentarmal 1

the anal beeds are good, but a waste of anal beeds. just buy some condoms, much cheaper, then plant them in your dad's pants, wallet whatever, pretend to find them, then mock your mom for not being able to please her man...she will leave you alone... the other way is to sneak guys into your room, make a bunch of noise, real sex or just pretend, then walk out proudly smiling to mom. she is making fun of you for not screwing around, make her think you are the town c-dumpster

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FreeFall11 0

Wow. Your mum is stupidly immature. If she finds you having a vibrator so funny, why not shoe it down her throat. Then we'll see who's laughing. And #120, you speak the truth!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

I can see it now... "Today I met a girl way out of my league. I'm not great-looking, but we went to her place and had manic loud sex with her parents in the house. Then she screamed, "HA MOM! See I don't need my sex toys! Put that on your facebook and shove it!" FML

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ashleeee 0

lmfaooooo i love yor for that one ! OP you have an overbearing mom ! time to tell her youre old enough to have "stimulated sex "

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primogen18 0

Your parents need to get off facebook You need to get off facebook Hell, everyone needs to get off facebook...

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