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Today, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and my parents suddenly ask if I'm gay. I reply that no, I'm bisexual. My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes. She turns to my dad and says 'I told you so. You owe me $20'. My parents bet on my sexuality. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77438) - you deserved it (16657)

On 03/18/2009 at 6:42pm - love - by Syferix (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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